Some bands have no imagination.

Warning: Half of these will start playing music automatically.

Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes,
And she’s gone.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies [Album],
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers,
That grow so incredibly high.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore,
Waiting to take you away.
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds,
And you’re gone.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Picture yourself on a train in a station,
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties,
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle,
The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes.

Lyrics from Lyrics Freak.

Time for my second greasemonkey script.

Ever searched for a long-lost friend on Facebook, only to wish you had a magnifying glass for their profile picture?  The ones shown in the search results are so small.  Well, today’s your lucky day, because I have just the solution for you!

1. Make sure you are using Firefox.
2. Install Greasemonkey
3. Install Facebook Large Photos

Before:

After:

I just wrote my first Greasemonkey script. It warns you if you are typing a password with caps lock enabled.
The caps lock detection code is complements of Stuart Langridge.
To install:

1. Make sure you are using Firefox.
2. Install Greasemonkey
3. Install Caps Lock Warning

Enjoy!

My friend Stephen and I have just written a WordPress plugin to show the times on your blog in the user’s timezones. Check it out!

From the earliest of my introduction to HTML and CSS (Thanks to my friend Stephen), I present these attrocities:
I was basically just trying to figure out basic HTML and CSS syntax.

• Early Practice 1
• Early Practice 2

Lovely stuff, eh? The logo on the first page was created with MS Paint, and saved as a gif. *shudder*

You can see how I’ve progressed by checking out my portfolio.